Last night, my mother got her tooth pulled, which is suspiciously congruent with the date of my teeth extraction. So, when my mom picked me up from school today, she asked me if I had any more Vicodin left from my healing process. “Yes” I told her. She then instructed me to give her my [...]
Archive for the ‘teeth’ Category
Vicodin and Deceit
April 9, 2008
Inspiration from my Wisdom Teeth Extraction
April 8, 2008
Ever since I was a female child, I’ve desired voluptuous cheeks (of the face). At the tender age of 7, I’d watch The Godfather before going to bed and then dream of a life filled with mob dealings and filled-out cheeks. I’d even play doctor with my imaginary friend, Vito, in which I’d pretend to [...]
