Archive for the ‘Ryan Seacrest’ Category

Seacrest is Nar-sex-tic
April 9, 2008

                           
I have a beef with the testosterone levels of Ryan Seacrest’s beef. In terms of a different region of anatomy (the bowels), he needs to stop thinking he’s hot shit. He has a holier-than-thou attitude, but I’m sure the holiest thing he’s done is get into missionary position (with himself). In other words, he can [...]