My life has been consumed by busy-ness, lately. As a candidate for a position on ASB, a weekend that should have been filled with shananigans was replaced with poster-making. I met my friends/campaign recruits in front of a public library. We spread ourselves out on the lawn, surrounding ourselves with colorful pipe cleaner, leopard print tissue paper, [...]
Archive for the ‘politics’ Category
The Retarded Prince
April 15, 2008
There once was a retarded boy who would grow up to rule France. You might be wondering: “What’s the deal? Why was the heir to the French throne retarded?”
Well, his parents, the King and Queen of France, hadn’t created an heir yet. The King’s brother, Laurence (who wasn’t in line to the throne), [...]
Sexy Political Leader Alert!
April 12, 2008
It seems like Eliot Spitzer has introduced America to political leaders with a sexy side (or at least a new generation). This phenomena is spreading like chlamydia (or might literally be spreading chlamydia), ensuring everyone that politicians get dirty too. This erotic epidemic that prominently populated New York (displayed by Spitzer and that new Governor [...]
The Creation of HIV
April 9, 2008
Although Jesus has yet to have the Second Coming, many people are unaware that Moses already had his in the mid 80’s. During this sextravagant decade, God was horrified to see his earthling children become sexually explicit, especially in a homosexual manner. His solution was to absolve these sexy sinners with a personalized “gay [...]
Sexual Boom: Thanks Eliot Spitzer!
April 8, 2008
Contrary to the popular belief that Gov. Eliot Spitzer is a sex-maniac who deserved to resign, he has commercialized prostitution. In a way, he has even broken the boundaries (or the hymen) of the political status quo by proving that men in politics actually have sex. “Client-9,” which is Spitzer’s codename, humanizes political figures [...]
