Today is the remembrance day of my Japanese Akita (dog), Kumiko. No, she isn’t dead, but I will still write about her in past tense. Exactly one year, 3 hours, and 37 seconds ago, I had to give her away because I was moving into an apartment complex that doesn’t allow dogs, thus resulting [...]
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Annual Kumiko Day
May 18, 2008
Why Kim Kardashian is Unspoonable
April 11, 2008
If you aspire to be in her next “tape,” then by all means, go ahead. Just don’t spoon her afterwards. Here’s why:
1. She’s too bootylicious (allusion to big butt buddy, Beyonce). Her spoon overfloweth. You would need 3 people to get behind her, which would still be uncomfortable.
2. Let’s say, hypothetically, that Kim tosses [...]
