Melanin Melanie April 13, 2008

            I once knew a Latina named Melanie Banderas. Antonio Banderas was her favorite actor/sex symbol, so she had changed her last name in an attempt to pretend that Antonio was her papi chulo. She inhabited Miami and worked at a tanning salon. Ironically, she was also an albino.
 

 
          Melanie was insecure about her albinism. [...]

Embarrassing Moment of the Week April 8, 2008

So I had my last blog for about a week and of course I had to advertise it on my Myspace. Unfortunately, it totally slipped my mind that my dad has a Myspace account and apparently fully analyzes mine everyday, to make sure that nothing inappropriate goes down. So of course I had to vent [...]