It seems like Eliot Spitzer has introduced America to political leaders with a sexy side (or at least a new generation). This phenomena is spreading like chlamydia (or might literally be spreading chlamydia), ensuring everyone that politicians get dirty too. This erotic epidemic that prominently populated New York (displayed by Spitzer and that new Governor [...]
If you aspire to be in her next “tape,” then by all means, go ahead. Just don’t spoon her afterwards. Here’s why:
1. She’s too bootylicious (allusion to big butt buddy, Beyonce). Her spoon overfloweth. You would need 3 people to get behind her, which would still be uncomfortable.
2. Let’s say, hypothetically, that Kim tosses [...]
Although Jesus has yet to have the Second Coming, many people are unaware that Moses already had his in the mid 80’s. During this sextravagant decade, God was horrified to see his earthling children become sexually explicit, especially in a homosexual manner. His solution was to absolve these sexy sinners with a personalized “gay [...]
I have a beef with the testosterone levels of Ryan Seacrest’s beef. In terms of a different region of anatomy (the bowels), he needs to stop thinking he’s hot shit. He has a holier-than-thou attitude, but I’m sure the holiest thing he’s done is get into missionary position (with himself). In other words, he can [...]
Don’t let the title sexually deceive you. I don’t play those games. No, I am talking about my first post on my, well, second blog ever. Speaking of sexuality, that will probably be one of the reigning topics of my discussions (with myself?). I also enjoy bringing up food, new-borns, diseases, and tropical, foreign lovers. [...]
