It seems like Eliot Spitzer has introduced America to political leaders with a sexy side (or at least a new generation). This phenomena is spreading like chlamydia (or might literally be spreading chlamydia), ensuring everyone that politicians get dirty too. This erotic epidemic that prominently populated New York (displayed by Spitzer and that new Governor who’s black, blind, and swingin’) has finally reached Idaho, where Dick Cheney’s “potato” has been buttered. A couple of days ago, a picture of Cheney was posted on the official White House website, supposedly reflecting a peep show in his sunglasses. No wonder he’s smiling. The truth, however, is that Dick was simply holding his pole and inserting the other end into Snake River (penis; is that not the best sexual metaphor?). I’m sure he was fishing for naked girls. I-da-ho? Oh Dick, U-da-ho.

(the controversial picture)
I’ve seen this. Its hard to make out what is in the glasses but don’t you think if there was a naked girl there, the photographer would have gotten them both in the pic?
Yeah, but I don’t think you can put hardcore porn with Dick Cheney on the official White House website. So they settled for the reflection in his sunglasses (arguably still hardcore porn with Dick Cheney).