If you aspire to be in her next “tape,” then by all means, go ahead. Just don’t spoon her afterwards. Here’s why:
1. She’s too bootylicious (allusion to big butt buddy, Beyonce). Her spoon overfloweth. You would need 3 people to get behind her, which would still be uncomfortable.
2. Let’s say, hypothetically, that Kim tosses and turns during sleep. Her big ass might suffocate you if she ends up rolling over you.
3. If her butt is that monstrous, her farts must be pretty big and voluptuous too.
4. Her dead-behind-the-eyes sisters might spy on you while you’re spooning her (because spying is all they ever do on Keeping Up with the Kardashians; Better term: “butt”-ing in; wow, I’m so good with puns), which would deprive you of one-on-three (her butt counts as three people) time with her (booty).
that tape was the worst free thing i have ever had. but even if i found any kind of eroticism in that tape your point number 3 pretty much shattered any soft spot (or hard) i may have had for her juicy doubles.
Yeah, free is always bad. That’s why I’ve learned to pay for prostitutes. Anyways, I’m glad I could cockblock you and save you from a future full of gas and STDs.